Alright, America (Mr and Mrs almighty USA!) – we need to talk!
You call yourself the land of opportunity, but how is it that opportunity always lands in the laps of billionaires, reality stars, and morally bankrupt tech hoes.
Meanwhile, your legends, the nurses, teachers, firefighters, volunteers on the front line get paid in “thoughts and prayers.”
How did you get there?
How did a country that claims to love freedom and justice end up idolising Kardashians instead of cancer researchers, lining up to buy overpriced sneakers from billionaires while ignoring the homeless forming queues around the corner just for a hot meal?
America, we need to call this out because your obsession with the ultra-rich is toxic and embarrassing, and it’s killing the very people you need to who make the country work.
1. The Wrong People Wear the Crowns
In a normal, functioning society, people admire those who make a difference, help others, and push humanity forward.
In America? You worship billionaires, washed-out celebrities, and corporate moguls who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.
Are you serious?
Who gets the royal treatment?
👑 Elon Musk – The bloke makes one dodgy tunnel under Vegas, hits up Dubai like it needs his genius and lets his fanboys lose their minds. Meanwhile, it’s ENGINEERS solving the problems and making these ethereal fantasies a reality. Who says you can’t be rich and pay your guys in peanuts and broken promises?
👑 Kim Kardashian – The entire nation collectively froths over what handbag she carries, while hard working female entrepreneurs get ignored because they don’t have 400 filters and a PR team spinning their mediocrity into “girl boss” energy. False god or what???
👑 Jeff Bezos – Owns the biggest online sweatshop in the world, treats workers like disposable robots, and somehow still has people defending his right to hoard wealth like a dragonslayer.
👑 Taylor Swift’s private jet – Not even Taylor. Just her plane, because apparently, the carbon footprint of a pop star’s travel schedule is more interesting than the actual people trying to fix climate change.
Meanwhile, who should you be raising a salute to?
💪 The firefighter working 72-hour shifts in California’s wildfires.
💪 The nurse who works through exhaustion to save your nan after she’s had a stroke.
💪 The teacher spending their own salary on classroom supplies because “budget cuts.”
💪 The single parent working three jobs just to keep their kids fed while being told to “just work harder.”
2. The Cult of Billionaires: Why Are You Defending These People?
Americans have this weird, cult-like devotion to billionaires. It’s Stockholm Syndrome at a national level.
💰 “Let them keep their money! They worked hard for it!”
Oh, did they? Did Bezos personally deliver your Amazon package in the rain? Did Musk code every line in Tesla’s software? Or did they just exploit workers, dodge taxes, and fire people via email?
💰 “They create jobs!”
So do small business owners, teachers, and healthcare workers—you know, people who don’t have $200 billion sitting in offshore accounts.
💰 “If I work hard enough, I could be rich too!”
No, you won’t, mate. You’ll work 60 hours a week, barely afford rent, and get told to “budget better” while eggs cost $12 a dozen.
Meanwhile, billionaires are flying to space for fun.
3. Medical Bills: The Ultimate Proof That America Is a Joke
Let’s talk about healthcare, because if there was ever proof that billionaires don’t give a toss about regular people, it’s this.
Imagine this: You break your arm.
🚑 In Australia, UK, or Europe? Fixed for free or a minor fee.
🚑 In America? That’ll be $15,000, mate. Oh, you didn’t budget for emergencies? Should’ve thought of that before your bone snapped in half.
The richest country in the world and people are still:
❌ Googling “cheapest ER near me” before calling an ambulance.
❌ Dying from treatable illnesses because they can’t afford medicine.
❌ Going bankrupt because they dared to get sick.
But yeah, let’s talk more about Kim Kardashian’s skincare routine instead.
4. The Great Distraction: Why America Loves Rich People Drama
The real reason the ultra-rich get so much airtime? They’re a distraction.
🔹 While you’re debating whether Beyoncé or Taylor Swift deserves Album of the Year, your rent just went up again.
🔹 While everyone obsesses over which billionaire is buying Twitter next, your healthcare costs are skyrocketing.
🔹 While you’re defending Elon Musk in internet arguments, your wages haven’t increased in 10 years.
They want you hooked on celebrity drama and billionaire bootlicking because as long as you’re watching them, you’re not questioning why everything is broken.
5. Who Should We Be Hyping Up?
Here’s a wild idea—instead of treating rich people like gods, how about we celebrate the actual heroes?
🎖 Healthcare workers, who keep people alive despite being underpaid and overworked.
🎖 Scientists, who are trying to stop the planet from catching fire.
🎖 Community leaders, who help feed families while billionaires hoard wealth.
🎖 Activists, who push for fair wages, better working conditions, and human rights.
But nah—let’s keep pretending that a bloke who buys up failing companies for sport and sacks half his workforce overnight is an “innovator.”
Final Thoughts: America, It’s Time to Wake Up
Your obsession with wealth and fame is keeping you broke, sick, and miserable—and the worst part? You’re cheering for the very people who are doing it to you.
It’s time to ditch the billionaire worship, stop treating celebrities like royalty, and start appreciating the real heroes who make life better for everyone—not just themselves.
Because, at the end of the day, Jeff Bezos isn’t coming to save you.
🔥 Tag a mate who still thinks billionaires are relatable.
🔥 Share this with someone who needs a reality check.
🔥 And if you want real success, stop idolising people who wouldn’t even let you into their gated community.
America, sort it out. 🚀